GOING OVERBOARD
“Before Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison there was... Schecky Moskowitz?”
“This gets my vote for Platinum Dunes next remake.”
I DRINK YOUR BLOOD AND I EAT YOUR SKIN
EYES OF AN ANGEL
HERCULES IN NY
“The one movie where you can actually understand what Arnold’s saying.”
“Million bucks to whoever can guess what part of his body Brother Charles is using to strangle people. Hint: It rhymes with sock.”
WELCOME HOME BROTHER CHARLES
FIREWALKER
SUPER MARIO BROTHERS
“They really dropped the ball on this one, didn’t they?”
“Stephen King: Creepy writer... Creepy dude.”
MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
“File this one under... you’ve gotta be fucking kidding me.”
THE PEANUT BUTTER SOLUTION
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“Chuck Norris ain’t got shit on Charles Bronson -
or Indiana Jones!”
“After Saturday Night Fever, John Travolta was about the coolest guy around. After Pulp Fiction, he was fucking cool again. This came somewhere in between.”
SUPERGIRL
“Who do you think gets more attention at family reunions? Superman or Super... girl?”
THE MAN WITH ONE RED SHOE
“This would make a great double-bill with Saving Private Ryan”
THE SHOUT
“I can’t imagine anything scarier than... a shout?”
THE STUFF
“Anyone who actually eats this shit deserves to be killed”
THE GARBAGE PAIL KIDS
“Like Muppets, only cuter”
THE HUMAN TORNADO
“See this movie real fast, or Rudy Ray Moore will wrap this shotgun up your mother fucking ass.”
THE NIGHT WALKER
“Do you know that a dream can kill you? So says Dr. Castle anyway.”
TEEN WOLF TOO
“If they ever make another Teen Wolf, I hope they bring Michael J. Fox and Jason Bateman back!”
BUGSY MALONE
“Ever wanted to see a young Scott Baio blowing people away with a pie-shooting Tommy gun? Have I got a movie for you...”
THOU SHALL NOT KILL EXCEPT
“Apparently, if you’re Sam Raimi, Thou Shall Not Kill doesn’t apply.”
MONSTER IN THE CLOSET
“Yes... this movie actually exists.”
CARBON COPY
“You mean you don’t see the resemblance between George Segal and Denzel? ”
UHF
“Weird Al gives an OSCAR worthy performance.”
DEAD HEAT
“Now THIS is a buddy-cop movie!”
DOUBLE DRAGON
“I don’t know which is worse, this or Mario Brothers... probably this.”
WHO’S HARRY CRUMB?
“Step aside Uncle Buck: It’s John Candy’s next best signature character, Harry Crumb.”
NEON MANIACS
“I can think of 12 reasons why you should watch this trailer. Don’t get it? Watch the trailer.”
REFLECTIONS IN A GOLDEN EYE
“A very strange movie. The trailer manages to tell you everything and nothing all at the same time.”
CANNIBAL WOMEN IN THE AVOCADO JUNGLE OF DEATH
“Who knew that Bill Maher was once poised to be the next Indiana Jones?”
CAN’T STOP THE MUSIC
“You can’t stop the heterosexuality.”
DR. ALIEN
“I... uh... well... uh... no comment.”
